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Thursday, April 14, 2005

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London terror bomb terror plot foiled

Al-Qaeda, the shadowy extreme fundamentalist Islamic anti-American terrorist organisation which plunged the world into a prolongued and desperate war on terror after its terror attacks on America on 11 September 2001, has been prevented from carrying out a terror attack in London similar to the attack on America on 11 September 2001 during which terrorists attacked America, security forces said today.

Crack anti-terror units were deployed against the terrorists, who were prevented from launching a potential terror strike against targets thought to be in London with possibly considerable loss of life and probable property damage thought to be likely to run into billions of pounds.

The potential attack is all the more chilling for having failed to take place on the very same day as the Government issued its manifesto for the new voting season.

Despite continued voter apathy towards the war on terror, which experts believe is due to the complacency induced by the efficacy of anti-terror security operations and the lack of normal wartime penalties for sympathising with the enemy, the Government has continued to make the war on terror an important centre plank of the pillar supporting its political platform.

Of the 117 separate bills promised by the NuLabLib Coalition for the first parliament of its new term, almost half are dedicated to improving national security and preventing terrorist attacks such as the one perpetrated by the shadowy fundamentalist Islamic group al-Qaeda in the USA on 11 September 2001.

The only pages of the manifesto which do not mention the war on terror are those setting out the Government's new ethical foreign policy, and those detailing the proposed measures for dealing with Britain's ever more serious fuel shortages.

The manifesto also contains a personal plea by the Prime Minister for "advance not retreat" in the war on terror and a reminder to voters that "caving in to terrorists is the surest possible way to make freedom and democracy less doable."

The Arab terror bomb terror group, al-Qaeda's terror tactics famously terrorised the terrified Spaniards into voting out the anti-terror government of Jose Maria Anzac in the early years of this century. Terror experts have been saying ever since that it is only a matter of time before the terrorist organisation makes a terroristic attempt to repeat its terror triumph.

Commenting on today's incident, the Prime Minister said, "This terrorist attempt to terrorise the electorate is probably the most serious of many terrorist attacks which have not occurred since the appalling attack on the United States nearly twenty years ago."

He praised the vigilance of the anti-terrorist security services and reiterated that it was the duty of all citizens to call the police if they saw anyone dressed like a terrorist or carrying overly non-suspicious identity papers.

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