The Satanic Supplement

Blameless,adj. Powerless.

Dehumanise,v.t. To render efficient.

Fly,n. One of the more successful organisms of our time, by virtue of dining largely on shit and corpses.

Grope,v.i. To blunder hopelessly in the dark, as if conversing with a civil servant.

Insanity,n. Policy adopted the moment stupidity fails.

Managerial,adj. Relating to the provocation of strikes.

Poctifer,n. A device for making small circular indentations in the surface of golf balls.
He staggered, but the protective vest held true; the shotgun blast had merely poctifered his chest.
Ondigop Grucket

Refugee,n. Someone who has exchanged the political persecution of a repressive state for the racist persecution of a democratic one.

Skin,n. Cosmetic packaging for walking offal.
A lady the state of whose skin
Was a shame and a shock and a sin
Tried, with horrified squeaks,
To plug up the leaks;
But her insides still wouldn't stay in.
Rev. Wibley Beamish

Vampire,n. A bloodsucker which, because of its literary and cinematic notoriety, has had to share its name with a number of other species which do not really deserve the title. Examples include the vampire bat, which does not suck blood but merely laps it; and the politician, whose appetites rarely stop at blood alone.