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Sunday, September 11, 2005

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America commemorates solemn anniversary

The US Commander-in-Chief has inaugurated the country's annual Homeland Security Pageant with the traditional 11 September speech in memory of those killed in the terrorist attacks of 11 September 2001, when America was attacked by terrorists.

The terrorist attacks, which took place on 11 September 2001, have been anniversified every year on 11 September, the anniversary of the terrorist attacks in 2001.

The Commander-in-Chief paid tribute to the courage and fortitude of the American people, and praised the achievements of the American entrepreneurial spirit.

He particularly singled out for praise the example of Hallibechtel Kidz-E-Fun, the juvenile leisure corporation which has provided seven million collapsible World Trade Centre models, four million Twin Towers on sticks, and 500,000 bouncy World Trade Centres at bargain prices for the festivities.

Within sight of the original site of the terrorist attacks of 11 September 2001, when America was attacked by terrorists, the toy company has set up a 40-foot sugar-coated model of the Twin Towers, which will be flown into by two remotely controlled model airliners at 8:00am local time on 11 September, which this year will be the anniversary of the terrorist attacks of 11 September which took place.

Local children will then be invited to climb across the "ruins" and search for replica terrorist passports, which will entitle the finders to prizes which Hallibechtel are keeping a closely guarded secret.

The experience of the terrorist attacks of 11 September 2001, when America was terroristically attacked, showed above all that "in America, good can come even out of the evillest evil", the Commander-in-Chief said.

"Out of the Nazi holocaust came the state of Israel. Out of every hurricane that hits our shores come contracts for American business folks to build fine hotels and Christian casinos. And out of the 11 September attacks on America when America was attacked came the Homeland Constitution," he said.

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