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Friday, March 10, 2006

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International concern at spread of Iranian insidiosity

The international community has once again called upon the Iranian government-in-exile to come forward and face a trial which will be fair insofar as is compatible with US interests in the region.

Although the mullahs are thought to have fled Iran during the country's initial democratisation period, the international community is still concerned at the destabilisation potentialities for other underdeveloped countries.

In Venezuela, where the US has intervened to protect indigenous Indians from interference by drug dealing Somalian warlords, recent signs of instabilitisation have been traced to Islamic influence, an intelligence source said.

As happened tragically in Iraq and other rogue states whose rehabilitation is ongoing, violence is breaking out almost every time a new Venezuelan city is pacified. The parallels with newly democratised Islamic fundamentalist terror states are "spooky", an intelligence source said.

Iran was democratised from the air to prevent it developing a nuclear weapon with which to threaten the Middle East. The international community used state-of-the-art weeny-nuke "bunker-buggerer" technology to give Iranians a face-saving option which would not include occupation by ground troops.

The US Commander-in-Chief has repeatedly stated that the international community has no quarrel with the Iranian people, but mullah-supporting elements continue to protest the collateral detrimentalisations which a more advanced culture would take in good part.

If they come forward, the fugitive mullahs will have an opportunity to defend themselves and prove, if they are able, that they do not know how to assemble a nuclear weapon, said a US Homeland Security spokesman, who remained anonymous for security reasons.

From its offices in Whitehall, the rest of the international community agreed.

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