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Newborn suspects may be tagged in radical new proposals
Radical new proposals for the proposition of new radicalities for opening a radical new front in the battle to win the war against red tape were unveiled by the Government at a special proposal-unveiling today.
The proposals, which are among the newest the Government has unveiled until recently, could result in fast-tracking for pre-emptive penalisation of suspected potential criminals after as little as two weeks outside the womb.
Under the radical proposals, which the Home Secretary stressed will be voluntary until appropriate legislation has been passed, potentially anti-social elements will be computer-tagged by means of a simple surgical operation which a spokesman described as having "a very high painlessness ratio".
Tagged suspects will then be permitted to grow up and earn "freedom points" by not doing anything wrong. Those who reach working age without earning enough freedom points to justify their continued residence in the UK will be liable to pre-emptive controllability enhancement directives and possible deportation to Africa.
Suspects who gain sufficient freedom points during their working lives will be paid a bonus when they reach retirement age, subject to the general economic climate and the cost-benefit ratio resultant upon the societal effects of the surveillance, the Home Secretary said.
The leader of the opposition, Boris Johnson, condemned the Government for failing to propose to deport enough people, particularly young white males in hoods.
"This is nothing less than a savage betrayal of all that is meant by law, freedom, travel and Britishness," Mr Johnson told an anti-unveiling conference earlier today.
The Government has said that white people "will not be deported for the duration of the primary instances", out of respect for African tribal sensitivities. Mr Johnson described the statement as "absurd" and said that it showed the Government's disregard for both history and the present day.
"The history of penal transportation is a large and proud proportion of our common heritage of Britishness," he said. "Without the removal of white suspects to Australia and the consequent opening of the aboriginal drink market, the modern wine and spirits trade might not exist in the form in which we now have it."
Radical new proposals for the proposition of new radicalities for opening a radical new front in the battle to win the war against red tape were unveiled by the Government at a special proposal-unveiling today.
The proposals, which are among the newest the Government has unveiled until recently, could result in fast-tracking for pre-emptive penalisation of suspected potential criminals after as little as two weeks outside the womb.
Under the radical proposals, which the Home Secretary stressed will be voluntary until appropriate legislation has been passed, potentially anti-social elements will be computer-tagged by means of a simple surgical operation which a spokesman described as having "a very high painlessness ratio".
Tagged suspects will then be permitted to grow up and earn "freedom points" by not doing anything wrong. Those who reach working age without earning enough freedom points to justify their continued residence in the UK will be liable to pre-emptive controllability enhancement directives and possible deportation to Africa.
Suspects who gain sufficient freedom points during their working lives will be paid a bonus when they reach retirement age, subject to the general economic climate and the cost-benefit ratio resultant upon the societal effects of the surveillance, the Home Secretary said.
The leader of the opposition, Boris Johnson, condemned the Government for failing to propose to deport enough people, particularly young white males in hoods.
"This is nothing less than a savage betrayal of all that is meant by law, freedom, travel and Britishness," Mr Johnson told an anti-unveiling conference earlier today.
The Government has said that white people "will not be deported for the duration of the primary instances", out of respect for African tribal sensitivities. Mr Johnson described the statement as "absurd" and said that it showed the Government's disregard for both history and the present day.
"The history of penal transportation is a large and proud proportion of our common heritage of Britishness," he said. "Without the removal of white suspects to Australia and the consequent opening of the aboriginal drink market, the modern wine and spirits trade might not exist in the form in which we now have it."
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