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Saturday, December 02, 2006

Confidential Request

From: "SirLiamDonaldson"cmo@nhs.co.uk
Date: Sat Dec 2, 2006 2:00pm Europe/London
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: confidential medical info
Reply-To: cmo_con@nhs.co.uk

Dear GP

I am Sir Liam Donaldson. I am Chief Medical Officer of respected nation. I am inquiring you respectfully to help in small spinal matter of National NHS Database, one of many databases which to clearup life in our Great country Government has initialised. Database is completely confidential and private and Records will be safe.

National national healthservice database (Spine) must have Records for benevolence to spread. I am Chief Medical Officer of respected nation. Without Records is no Information without information all is Oldlabour chaos overspending terorist unilateral disarmament and Tories win. Without Records it is impposible to rule out Huge pandemics within next 45 minutes and millions Children dying of everything. Database is completely confidential and private and Records will be safe. pay No attention to misleading statements in Guraniad. Police and other agencies will not be permitted to examine medical records even if police say they need them to pervent the next 400 terrorist plots.

Therefore i am Asking you please to froward alll letters from noncooperating Patients please to the Department of Health so that they may receive full consideration. Noncooperating patients msut not be allowed to cause Huge pandemics within 45 minutes and millions Children drying of things. I am Sir Liam Donaldson. Noncooperating patients must be fullyu considered in accordance with Demands of national national health database which police and other agencies will Not be permitted. For preservation of civilised values rites of Confidentiality must not be utilised at the expense of national national Healthservice.

Thnak you for your cooperation. There will be plenty of time to discuss patients concerns with them before the Data is uploaded. I am Chief Medical Officer Your practise is on my list i wish you best wishes for your pratcice and also your Family.

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