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Friday, April 27, 2007

Major Phish

From: "daveybloke"@londonbloke.co.uk
Date: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:00pm Europe/London
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: you Too can be Hevyweight Contender
Reply-To: daveybloke@londonbloke.co.uk

Dear Sir john or Madam

Hello!!!!!! i am Daveybloke leadr of the Conservatative Praty as i bleieve you used to be too one day. We have So much in comon iam Daveybloke. I am Bloke. You Are Bloke. London is City full of blokes and femiblokes and All there little Bolokes. thsis is Imporatant dfor our future of our country and fofr Future of the Connsrvatatative Praty.

i am Daveybloke you are Sir John Wram Beer and Skittles. I am placing together a List of Eye-cachting Primates. i bleievbe you hvave Potential for my new Thrusting movement into Lnondon. we Musrt Remmove Livingstone he is not Bloke. London needs Bloke. You are Bloke i am Daveybloke. bthoth of us Knowthat final Words batter no parsnips Toggther we cnan Make it wrok.

Alehthough you ar nnot Dyke fear nottt You arre still Bloke. before your failure you Suceeded Magraret Thatcher Edwina sez you are ab Basics ssort of Bloke and i thnik you have ptotential as a Heaveyweihgt Contender.

just Contact me and see your Pollitical future Come up fromm behind!

I Am daveybloke.

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