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Saturday, August 23, 2008

Are Deaf Aids the New Zyklon-B?

Israel has warned (it did not, of course, threaten) that a new existential threat, in the form of a couple of wooden boats laden with peacemongers, would not be permitted to complete its fiendish mission. The boats are heading for the Gaza Strip, which does not belong to Israel and which the Righteous State therefore wishes most particularly to protect from trespassers. The Israeli foreign ministry has called the voyage a "provocation", in much the way the Coalition of the Enlightenment's naval presence in the Persian Gulf isn't; and an admiral of the Righteous Navy has warned all shipping to keep clear of Gazan waters because of a "security situation".

The boats have nearly fifty people aboard, which could tip the region's delicate demographic balance against the master race; and their cargo apparently consists of two hundred hearing aids and five thousand balloons. The Righteous State, which controls only Gaza's air space, borders and water supply, and has bombed its only power station without suffering noticeably genocidal consequences, is frighteningly vulnerable to attack by aurally challenged airborne suicide bombers.

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