The Curmudgeon

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Friday, October 31, 2008

Practical Universality

The Nazi child-killers at Amnesty International are to be allowed to propagandise for the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, which has caused so much trouble for the defenders of Western values in their various wars on terror, fraud, offensiveness, idleness, obesity, privacy and so forth. A short film, titled Everybody, will be sent to every school in the country, so that children may be indoctrinated with the idea that terrorist suspects have the right to life, that hoodies have the right to liberty, that those unprepared to work hard and adapt to change have the right to security, that pupils in differently-superstitious faith schools have the right to freedom of opinion, that pornographers have the right to freedom of expression, and that children who happen to be smaller or stranger than oneself have the right not to be subjected to torture or cruel, inhuman and degrading treatment. Fortunately, being children, the film's viewers will have plenty of time to learn that, in the real world, the title is short for Everybody Except.

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