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Friday, January 02, 2009

Respect

From the Department of Public Enlightenment, Westminster

At Last...

IT'S PAYBACK TIME IN YOUR COMMUNITY!

Intensive, Arduous, Visible™

Remember

The FIRST MONDAY of EVERY MONTH is MORALITY MONDAY!

MORALITY MONDAY is YOUR CHANCE to vote for the punishments to be carried out in YOUR COMMUNITY!

A list of ten Intensive, Arduous, Visible™ punishments will be electronically sent to the email address of every citizen registered as Honest AND Reliable AND Hard-Working on the National Database of Databases. Just mark your FIRST THREE preferences in order of preference and REPLY via YOUR OWN nationally registered email address.

Then, next time you're out shopping to save the economy, watch those ORANGE VESTS appear and do YOUR WILL!

Once the Intensive, Arduous, Visible™ punishment has been completed, you will ALSO be able to vote on whether the ORANGE VESTS have been PUNISHED to your satisfaction, or whether their rehabilitation would be better helped with some EXTRA SUFFERING and HUMILIATION.

Results will be announced on your regional broadcast of Jack and Jacqui's Big Stick on BBC1 at 8:00pm on MORALITY MONDAY!

Respect.

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