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Saturday, May 08, 2010

Daveybloke Endorsed

The new, capital-cuddly KGB has taken the opportunity of Remember Who Won Day to give its endorsement to a Daveybloke administration in Britain. American, French and British troops will be taking part in the Red Square parade for the first time, in memory of the countries' wartime alliance with the USSR, although the headline writer at Britain's leading liberal newspaper appears to believe that Russia was not part of that alliance. Vladimir Putin, an even greater champion of democracy and press freedom than Daveybloke's master Rupert Murdoch, has refused to allow the Prince of Wales to attend, apparently because of hurt feelings over New Labour's refusal to extradite Boris Berezovsky, who is a "Kremlin critic and former oligarch", and thus a good deal less kickoutable than a cancer victim, a sexual deviant or a child. It is not clear where the new, capital-cuddly KGB has gained its impression that Daveybloke will be tougher on foreign oligarchs than New Labour has been.

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