The Curmudgeon

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Saturday, March 12, 2011

Slow News Day

Earthquake, tsunami, disaster, casualties. No news of Britons. Major, giant, massive, seventh biggest, fifth biggest earthquake. Lots of information about earthquakes. Dozens killed, hundreds missing. Hundreds killed, thousands missing. Figures will rise dramatically. Dramatic footage. Towns devastated, evacuated, buried. Markets fall, economy may suffer. What will it do to the price of your house? Cars like toys, trains unaccounted for. Sympathy, aid, appeals. Even the Foreign Secretary vaguely aware of the situation. End Times; God is angry. Pray for Japan to the mercy of its attacker. Nuclear plant affected. Explosion at nuclear plant. Radiation leakage at nuclear plant. Japanese government says nuclear firm says British expert says everybody says gibber gibber gibber. Images, devastation, footage, viral; look look look look look. And now for your delectation and edification: an Interesting Fact.

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