Necessary Expenditures

The UK's biggest growth industry after political corruption continues to do us proud, with legal bills for unlawful detention, bodily harm and being accessories to persecution rising by nearly two million pounds on last year's. A spokesbeing for the Agency for Wog Ejection ground out the old Bush/Blair favourite about believing what we believe is reasonable and legal because what we believe is legal and reasonable is what we reasonably and legally believe in; and, of course, the system is believed to be regularly and reasonably reviewed, which presumably accounts for the fact that the bills are going up and not down. Doubtless Daveybloke, who spent half of today blathering about morality and responsibility, is even now encouraging his little men to think of ways to make the culpable pay.