Carrion Men

Rah rah, we have won once again,
With lots of clean fun and no pain!
We've no boots on their soil,
But we've got all their oil -
We are punching quite well, it is plain!

Pay attention in Terroristan!
If you want a war, Davey's your man!
That Bashar Assad
Is really quite bad;
And after him, next stop Iran!

Cry Daveybloke, let slip the dogs
Of war! Pay no mind to those hogs
Who talk down our boys
And snort at their toys;
For we've bombed simply oodles of wogs!