Confused Priorities

Despite these few regrettable events,
I can't believe poor Foxy's crossed the line;
Foolish he may be, but he's not a swine -
Except, of course, when swinishness makes sense.
His reputation's bound to take some dents,
But certainly there hasn't been a sign
Of him and Adam acting over-fine,
Or fisting one another in the Gents.

While letting Adam sell him to Mossad
Was merely stupid, sackable and treason,
If 'twas for friendship, what a fool he's been.
Mere friendship in itself is rather bad:
A Tory ought to keep chaps for good reason,
Like Party, profiteering or the Queen.

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