The Curmudgeon

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Friday, October 04, 2013

It Just Goes to Show What Can Happen When You Don't Bomb People

About sixty Syrian refugees are demanding entry to the UK, having somehow travelled through Turkey and the Balkans without noticing that Britain is Full Up. At the moment they are stuck in Calais where, in the absence of ATMs to rob, they are making an eyesore of themselves and harrassing riot police with hunger strikes and threats to jump off buildings. "We demand one person from the UK Home Office comes here to speak with us, and to see our situation," they proclaimed; apparently the Home Office's continuing triangulation between New Labour and Planet Farage has somehow escaped their notice. In the absence of a Lampedusa solution, the UK Home Office has been happy to sit back with a quiet smirk: "The responsibility for legal and illegal migration in France is the responsibility of the French authorities," said a spokesbeing for Border Force (the hint is in the name). Doubtless, should the threats to our way of life take to the sea on their own initiative, an Astute submarine or two will be deployed to ensure that appropriate controls are maintained.

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