The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Ladies' Night

The time is come around again
To chuck the gongs at sundry folk:
Reward the fillies and the men
Who've helped Big School and Daveybloke.

We Bullingdons are modern men;
Our attitudes are well-updated,
And yet it seems, now and again,
The ladies get a bit frustrated.

Dear charming girls, we share your grief;
Donors with tits, we are not blind.
We've worked to give you some relief,
And show our manners are refined.

The list is large, the list is fat,
The list's a rich and rancid mix;
And it's the first one ever that
Includes as many holes as pricks.

Calm down, dear; do not be a bore
About these gongs for spivs and phoneys;
For this year we have many more
Contented cunts among the cronies.

Podger Blimpling

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