Not Dodgy At All

How decent is old Stanley Fink,
Who pays all the tax one would think.
This clean, noble Lord
Is all above-board,
Washed white by Conservative link.

We shirkers should not boo or hiss
Lord Fink's little number, for this
Helps all of our health
By making more wealth
To squirrel away with the Swiss.

A charming old chap is Lord Fink,
With finances quite in the pink.
We need have no fear
Of dodginess here;
Of avarice, barely a stink.

Gideon Fatwick