The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

A Steady Hand in Your Pocket

The Budget! Rah rah! Come on, chaps!
Cry God, Queen and good old Grant Shapps!
I'm a good smarmy bragger
With plenty of swagger -
Of course they'll forget the collapse!

The Budget! I'll wave my red box,
And gas every Miliband fox;
We'll win, and hey presto,
Sod that manifesto -
The voters can take some more knocks!

The Budget! My targets all missed!
Those billions murally pissed!
But I'll go to work
With my Bullingdon smirk -
They'll never find strength to resist!

Gideon Fatwick

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