The Curmudgeon

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Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Criminal Enterprise

Hard-working taxpayers will be happy to learn that the Ministry for Profitable Incarceration has been saving money in the usual Whitehall fashion, by splurging a million or so in benefits for those charming Serco people to run an empty children's prison. Hassockfield, a "training centre" where Serco's illegal use of force contributed to the suicide of a fourteen-year-old, was for most intents and purposes closed last November, when the last dysfunctional infantine resource was ejected. Nevertheless, the Government was compassionate enough to realise the hardship Serco has suffered since its payments for tracking the movements of dead people were withdrawn, and the company continued running the site for the noble intent and purpose of having money thrown at it.

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