The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Resolution

Alas, the sorrow and the pity,
To see a major Western city
Attacked and terrorised, and gone
Like something from the Lebanon.
Precautions must be reassessed,
The sins of Muslims re-confessed;
We'll have to snoop on even more
Than we have ever snooped before;
Our nuclear submarines must be
All re-engorged and kept at sea,
Deterring any threats that pose -
If only France had some of those!
And naturally, and not least,
We'd better help the Middle East
By bombing peace into this war,
Because it's worked so well before
In pacifying nice young men -
And then it all can start again.

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