The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Let's Monetise Those Muslims

Something called Toby, which was last seen explaining why the Government cannot afford to utilise the machinery of honourable wog-bombing for the purposes of mere humanitarianism, has been extruded once again to similarly edifying purpose. This time, the Government cannot afford to bring British women home if they escape from a forced marriage; although, courtesy of those efficient people at G4S and Serco, there are few limits to the taxpayer's largesse when sponsoring repatriation in the other direction. Of course the thing called Toby understands the difficulties involved in being a victim of forced marriage, but regrettably it lacks the appropriate resources to account for such difficulties on its little spreadsheets. Instead, victims are ordered to sign a loan agreement and surrender their passports, whereupon they are issued a bill on return to the UK and the Ministry of Wogs, Frogs and Huns retains the passport until the bill is paid. Naturally, this is all in the interests of protecting the victims, who cannot always ask their parents for help; and where family values fail, and females of the brown persuasion are involved, there is self-evidently no alternative but usury.

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