The Curmudgeon

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Wednesday, February 08, 2017

Why I Am A Conservative

Conservatives are cautious and take care
To keep preserved what good's already there;
Conservatives believe in rule of law,
And keeping on with what has been before.
Conservatives would hesitate to mess
With seven decades of the NHS,
Or scrawl a new unprofitable border
To grovel to some corporate marauder.
Conservatives would doubt that it is worth
The outlay cost to cook and drown the Earth;
Some even lean towards the Powellite,
And think that we should keep the Arctic white.
Conservatives, in sum, are not the same
As those baboons who now besmear the name.

Samuel Grimsnipe

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